Haiku (Brandy)

My last Haiku entry was written in Nov 2005. Here's the 6th Haiku, dedicated to my oh-so-stupid-yet-sometimes-so-adorable-but-still-very-naughty-cos-he-ate-the-TODAY-newspaper dog, Brandy.

Where is everyone?
I'm stuck on this stupid leash
Bladder can't control